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kiki – Pocket RockettZ

The Kiki Vibe from Picobong is a three and a half inch long multi-function waterproof vibrator made of silicone and ABS plastic designed primarily for clitoral stimulation. This product carries a one-year warranty against breakage or defects.

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Here is an excerpt from Pocket RockettZ review of the Picobong Kiki Vibe:
“I like the cuteness of it first off. It is silicone with a hard plastic cap on the back. Mine is pink, but it also comes in a nice blue color too. All Picobong vibes have 12 different vibration patterns and multiple speeds. That is a lot of options in a pocket-sized vibrator that you can take anyplace.”

Read the full review here.

Sexy Stocking Stuffer Ideas from Pocket RockettZ

It is time to think of sexy stocking stuffers.
Santa can’t do it all.
Pocket RockettZ  shares some Sexy Stocking Stuffer Ideas.

As a lover of pocket rocket vibrators it is not only my deepest desire to spread the pocket rocket wonders to all women of the world, but it is also my duty.
That makes it obvious that I would therefore recommend a nice little pocket rocket vibe be put in every woman’s stocking by Santa this year.
Since not everyone on the planet is an expert on choosing a nice pocket rocket I shall however recomend a particular one.
It is the Jimmyjane Iconic Pocket Rocket.
It is cute, not crazy loud, has power to spare, and even comes with a one-year limited warranty.
Most importantly though is that it runs smoothly. There is nothing worse than having your little vibe sound like it will blow up at any moment. Many vibes of this style do sound like that. This one is SMOOTH!
That my friends is my one and only big recommend for a stocking stuffer.

If you want to go a bit farther though I can recommend an upgrade.
The Jimmyjane Usual Suspects Kit.
Not only do you get the Iconic Pocket Rocket in this kit, but you also get an Iconic Rabbit and an Iconic Ring. The Iconic Rabbit is a dual-action rabbit vibrator with fun beads, a bendable shaft, and a rabbit ears clitoral vibe. The Iconic Ring is a vibrating cock ring with touch-sensitive vibration.
This set of three is packaged nicely and all the items are classy and nice looking.
Jimmyjane is the Bomb!

Jimmyjane Iconic Usual Suspects Sex Toy Kit

Happy Holidays from Pocket.
Don’t drink and drive!

Sir Richard’s Condoms – Pocket RockettZ

Sir Richard’s Condoms are made from 100% natural latex without casein and are available in 4 different styles including ultra-thin, pleasure dots, classic ribbed, and extra-large. Sir Richard’s Condoms are FDA approved and feature a plaid package.

Here is a short excerpt from Pocket RockettZ review of Sir Richard’s Condoms:
“I’m basically showing off these Sir Richard’s condoms because I think if you are going to buy condoms you should buy these because for every Sir Richard’s condom bought, they give one condom to a country in need.”

Read the full review here.

Pocket Rocket – Pocket RockettZ

The Pocket Rocket Vibrator is a discreet, four inch long one-speed vibrator made of hard plastic and designed for external stimulation. This pocket rocket features the words “pocket rocket” on the side and comes with a removable studded cover.

Here is a short excerpt from Pocket RockettZ review of the Pocket Rocket Vibrator:
“You know I love my Pocket Rockets. This one is extra cool because it actually says “Pocket Rocket” in a style that reminds me of both cartoons and toys. I don’t know why the font reminds me of that, but it does, and I like it. It is also PINK! Pink just makes it more fun.”

Read the full review here.

Pop Plugs – Pocket RockettZ

Pop Plugs are 100% silicone anal plugs that feature a narrow tip that graduates into a bulbous middle, and then back down to a narrow neck. They are available in three sizes.

pop plug butt plug Pocket RockettZ

Here is a little bit of what Pocket RockettZ has to say in her review on Pop Plugs:
“So, these are silicone, easy to clean, can be sterilized, tapered for easy in and out, cute as all get out, and I love them. The ring on the base after the flair is soft and squishy too. That makes it so you don’t have anything hard poking out to annoy your partner.
If you have ever used a plug with a hard ring poking out you will know why that can be annoying to your partner.”

Read the full review here.

Berman Venus G – Pocket RockettZ

The Berman Venus G vibrator is a smooth, slender, vibrator featuring a curved tip for target g spot stimulation and pleasure ridges on the shaft for added pleasure. This vibrator is nine inches in total length and coated with silicone. It is part of the Dr. Laura Berman line of sexual enhancement products.

Here is a tidbit from the Pocket RockettZ review of the Berman Venus G vibrator:
“You just slide it on in and search about until you get your target. I am at about 90% success rate with this simple sex tool for finding my G.
My theory is that the sex toy makers have tried so damn hard to make stuff fancy that they forget simple can do it best sometimes.”

Read the full review here.

Enhancement products that didn’t make the grade

When you buy a sex toy you want it to do the job it was made for.
When you buy some lube you want it to perform the way it was advertised.
Sadly, it doesn’t always work out that way.

Not all products designed for sexual enhancement are created equal.
Some fall short of doing what they are designed to do while others are total failures.
We asked some sex toy reviewers to share a review of a theirs that was of a product that didn’t make the grade…
This is what we got.

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First we have the review True Pleasures sent to us of the Lavender System JO glide massage oil.
True Pleasures reviewed this product last October, and though she found it slick and thought the idea of a massage oil that you can use as a lube was great, it still fell short.
Among other things, a lack of a proper ingredients list on the product made her leery.
Find out the other reasons the Lavender scented – System JO glide massage oil didn’t make the grade for True Pleasures by reading her review here.

Next we have our very own Miranda’s contribution (she is a moderator here on Real Sex Toy Reviews) of the Oralicious Banana Split oral sex cream.
According to Miranda an icky taste and a dead feeling tongue just are not conducive to a good time. She even titled her review “ORALICIOUS MY ASS!”
You can read Miranda’s review of the Oralicious Banana Split oral sex cream here to find out what else she thought of the product.

Teagan Shepard shared with us her review of the “waterproof” Screaming O Ling-O Vibrating Tongue Ring that she says kept slipping off her tongue and included a bullet vibe that had a lifespan of a full 10 minutes.
Read Teagan’s full review of the Screaming O Ling-O and check out the picture of the “waterproof” bullet vibe she includes here.

From Pocket RockettZ we received her review of the Divine Inspiration Rotating Massager that she says not only failed at doing the job it was designed to do, but it actually caused pain. Or to quote her: “Hurt My Kitty.”
Read Pocket RockettZ review of the Divine Inspiration here and what she has to say about the product.

Inferno sent a note along with his submission saying that although he didn’t mention it in his review, he was doubly disappointed in the Double Hole Sleeve he reviewed because he is a big fan of Tenga (the manufacturer of the product) and expected more from them.
If you would like to know why Inferno didn’t like the Double Hole Sleeve, you can read his review here.

Buzzvibe originally reviewed the Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg Vibe MAY of 2010 and found there was room for improvement, but thought it would be an o.k. product for anyone wanting to try a multi-function egg. Read Buzzvibe’s original review of the Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg here.
This year Buzzvibe re-reviewed the Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg Vibe and was less lenient with it’s shortcomings.
Here is a small excerpt from from the Buzzvibe 2011 review of the Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg Vibe that expresses her feelings about the product:
“I would visibly sneer at my Silk Touch Egg whenever I caught a glimpse of it in my toy drawer. I resented it for taking up space. It didn’t deserve to hang out with my LaysSpot and Hitachi, so I soon stashed it in the far corner of my junk drawer. And that’s where it has stayed, along with a few other toys I’ve retired because I got bored with them or found better replacements, so it’s not alone, but it’s definitely my least favorite vibe so far.”
Read Buzzvibe’s more current review of the Grrl Toyz Silk Touch Egg Vibe here and see why.

Nymphomaniac Ness shared with us her review of the Super BoyZ Swirl Girth Ring.
The Nymphomaniac Ness included a little note when she sent us this review of the Super BoyZ Swirl Girth Ring saying that she thinks couples sex toys and enhancers can go wrong more often than solo play toys because they have to please and work for both partners rather than an individual. She says:
“I’ve found that when a couples toy lets me down it has also let my partner down just through the experience of it not pleasing both of us.”
You can read the full review on the Super BoyZ Swirl Girth Ring from The Nymphomaniac Ness here.

So there we have it.
As you can see, not all sexual enhancement products are going to get a rave review every time.
In some cases a product may be of low quality. Sometimes it may just be a personal taste issue of the reviewer.
Sex toy reviewers see a lot of enhancement products and if they are honest reviewers you will sometimes see reviews like those included above because that is what reviewing is about. Sorting the good from the bad, and sharing the pros and cons of the majority of products that fall right in the middle.
For the most part you will see average and above type sex toy reviews. The reason for that is because retailers and manufacturers of sexual aids are usually smart enough not to send the really bad stuff off to be reviewed.
The really bad stuff is still out there though. Toxic chemicals, known allergens, and even lead paints are sometimes used.
Always look for safe toys, and when you read a review that points out the not so good points of a product you may have been considering maybe even drop the reviewer a comment of thanks for helping you not waste your money and an evening of fun.