Category Archives: Novelties

Retro Pocket Rocket – DIY Orgasms

The Retro Pocket Rocket Waterproof Vibrator from Big Teaze Toys is a five inch long, single speed vibrator that runs on a single AA battery, and is designed to look like a toy rocket.

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Here is a small excerpt from the DIY Orgasms review of the Big Teaze Toys Retro Pocket Rocket:
“The Retro Pocket Rocket has an extremely good seal for the battery compartment which is actually half way up the shaft. This seal allows the rocket to be waterproof so the rocket can go places no standard rocket has been before… the bathroom.”

Read the full review here.

Incognito Razor – Spoken Pandora

The Incognito Razor is a discrete folding instrument equipped with a pinwheel and claw designed for sensation play. This product includes a strap, allowing you to wear the compact folded unit on your wrist or hooked on a belt.

Incognito Razor

Here is a short snippet from Spoken Pandora’s review of the Incognito Razor:
“The feel of both tools is simply amazing. You control the force by how you or your naughty mate apply pressure. I like that you are in control with this little beauty. If I’m feeling like a bad girl I want it rough and if I’m in the mood for sensual lovemaking I want it to feel a loving hand.”

Read the full review here.

Make Me Over – Karen Blue

The Make Me Over massager from OhMiBod’s Bedroom Kandi line is a rechargeable vibrator made from silicone and ABS plastic that comes in a compact case. This product features seven pre-set vibration patterns, charges via a USB port, and includes a one year manufacturer’s warranty.

Here is a snippet from Karen Blue’s review of the Make Me Over Compact Vibe:
“This vibe charges by setting the compact into it’s case. The whole case is the charging station as well. Just place the Make Me Over in the case pink side down and it automatically connects. The LED on the massager will blink indicating connection to the charger. A full charge takes 2 hours and gives you 1 1/2 hours of play time.”

Read the full review here.

J&D’s Baconlube – BashfulBabe

J&D’s Baconlube is a water based personal lubricant designed to taste of cooked bacon. This product may not be used with latex condoms.

Here is a short excerpt from BashfulBabe’s review of J&D’s Baconlube:
“Smell is second only to taste in all things bacon and here again I was surprised how mild it was. It was a lot sweeter than I’d imagined it would be. The main thought that came to mind was unsmoked bacon slathered in syrup: meaty and piggy but with that maple-sweetness instead of crackly saltiness. Despite a mild oily texture on the tongue, if a lot was applied it was less offensive to my palate than most un-flavoured lubes and certainly an improvement over the standard berries and cherries saccharine-fests.”

Read the full review here.

Duckie Sweetheart – Karen Blue

The Travel-Size I Rub My Duckie Sweetheart is a three inch long a vibrating duck styled in the fashion of traditional bath-time rubber ducks. This duckie comes in heart shaped packaging and includes a removable feather boa, and a small crystal on it’s beak.

travel sized I Rub My Duckie
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Here is an excerpt from Karen Blue’s review of the Travel-Size I Rub My Duckie Sweetheart:
“The SweetHeart is completely waterproof. I put it in the tub, just to see if it would float. It does float, just not upright. The SweetHeart fell right over and floated on it’s side. It would have been cute floating upright in the tub, but oh well! The toy does work well in the tub, but it is too loud for discreet bathroom play, unless it is not turned on.”

Read the full review here.

Jelly Willies – llellsee

Jelly Willies are gummy candies shaped to look like small testicles and a penis. Jelly Willies are available pre-packaged with assorted flavors, and like most jelly type candy are unsuitable for vegetarians.

Here is a taste of what llellsee has to say about the Jelly Willies in her review:
“When the plastic bag within the box is initially opened the smell of the jellies is pleasant and fruity and not as artificial as most jellies. Taste wise these are delicious. Seriously, its no exaggeration to say these are the best jellies myself or my partner have ever tasted. There is a real fruit like taste to these, and similar to the smell of them it is not too artificial. The taste is strong but not to sugar-ey.”

Read the full review here.

Kandi Kisses – Spoken Pandora

The Kandi Kisses vibrator from Bedroom Kandi is waterproof, rechargeable vibrator made of silicone & ABS plastic designed to look like lipstick. This product features seven pre-set vibration patterns, is low noise, and charges via a USB port.

Kandi Kisses Lipstick Vibe review

Here is a little bit of what Spoken Pandora has to say about the Kandi Kisses Lipstick Vibrator in her review:
“The size of the massager gives perfect cover to the clit while providing a strong stimulation that can be felt throughout the body. The trademark 7 vibrations which is found in all of the Bedroom Kandi toys, is amazingly powerful and ultra quiet.”

Read the full review here.