All submitted reviews from May 2011 (The Big List)
Sex toy reviews by real reviewers who take the time to include photos or video along with actual opinions of the products they are reviewing.
May was National masturbation month.
What goes better with masturbation than a nice sexual enhancement toy?
Why the month of May?
According to the good folks at Good Vibrations who started the whole thing…
“Because “the merry, merry month of May” has long been seen as symbolizing sexual awakening. Also, because “May” and “masturbation” both start with “M” — it’s nice and alliterative.”
Read about it here if you would like to know more.
On with the reviews…
Vibrators – Many different styles reviewed this month.
Eva Longoria once said “The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.”
Anal Toys – Only a few anal toy reviews this month,
but all completely different types of products.
From the Queer as Folk Pilot:
Michael Novotny: We need a secret code word like “Shazam” so that if I get into a tight spot, you could come and rescue me.
Brian Kinney: Tight spot? How about “butt-plug”?
Michael Novotny: “Butt-plug” might be a little hard to work into a conversation.
Lubes – Possibly a sex toy enthusiasts best friend.
Dildos – So many to choose from.
Dildos have come a long way in the last ten years.
As said by Bob Stephenson while playing an Airport Security Officer in the movie Fight Club:
“It’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.”
Miscellaneous – A motley assortment of sexy reviews.
Books, Games, Movies – This section is dedicated to Mistress Kay.
Toys for cocks – Only 3 reviews submitted this month.
Lotions and Oils – This section is dedicated to Pocket RockettZ.
Kink BDSM, Lingerie
Want to read even more real reviews of adult related products to enhance your sex life?
Check out last months big list of sex toy reviews HERE.